Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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