In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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