we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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