They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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