Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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