your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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