Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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