We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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