He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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