Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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