did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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