You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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