i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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