hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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