It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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