Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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