You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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