Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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