1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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