That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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