I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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