I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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