rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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