so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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