WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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