If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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