Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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