yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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