dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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