its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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