Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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