That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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