hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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