i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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