Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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