We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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