so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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