i barfeds in our rink
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
