Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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