Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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