i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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