absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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