Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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