you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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