i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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