I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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