kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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