Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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