I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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