I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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