Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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