hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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