i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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