...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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