If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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