i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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