We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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